DEAR TUMBLR, YOU HAVE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME AND YOU NEED TO STOP
“GIRLS: LET’S GO OUT AND GET DRUNK AND PARTY WOOOO
ME: LET’S STAY IN TALK ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS IN BOOKS”
YOU CAN DO BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME. THEY’RE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE AND YOU DON’T SEEM COOL BY SAYING THAT YOU PURPOSELY STAY IN TO BE ~*~DIFFERENT~*~
YOU CAN GET A BIT DRUNK AT HOME, TALK ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, THEN GO OUT, GET MORE DRUNK, PARTY, TALK ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES OR WHOEVER, MAYBE PRETEND TO BE HIM BECAUSE YOU’RE DRUNK AND YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK AND EVERYTHING IS FABULOUS, THEN GO HOME AND CRADLE THE TOILET BOWL AT 4 IN THE MORNING BECAUSE YOU LOST TRACK OF HOW MANY DRINKS YOU HAD AFTER THE 12TH DOUBLE VODKA REDBULL.
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DRINK, YOU CAN STILL GO TO LIKE WEATHERSPOONS OR SOMETHING AND HAVE A FEW COKES OR WHATEVER AND DISCUSS BOOKS IN YOUR LONG SCARVES AND WHAT HAVE YOU AT 2AM BECAUSE YOU’RE COOL OR SOMETHING IDEK
JUST STOP MAKING OUT LIKE IT’S A ~*~SPECIAL TOTALLY DIFFERENT OMG LOOK AT ME~*~ THING TO STAY IN AND TALK ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECAUSE IT AINT.
good post
