okay i’ll stop now
okay i’ll stop now
GPOY new Avengers Trailer.
this one time i babysat a little russian girl and she wanted me to read her a russian children’s book and i just sat there like justin fucking hammer
this one time i sat next to my friend and her mom called and she started speaking in russian and i just sat there like justin fucking hammer
this one time there was a video of misha collins speaking in russian at a conand i just sat there like justin fucking hammer
this one time i was at disney world and i ended up in the middle of a russian family in line for space mountain and they were shouting at each other and i just sat there like justin fucking hammer
My neighbors are Russian and they are always having parties that we never get invited to, but we can always hear them when they are outside during the warm seasons. So they’re all talking to each other in Russian and having a fun time, and waving to me from the deck and acting like I can understand what the bloody hell they’re saying and I just sat there like Justin fucking Hammer
one time my russian friend was writing russian words on my school papers and I couldn’t read them and I just sat there like justin fucking hammer
One time my friend gave me his Russian copy of harry potter and told me i should try it and I just sat there like Justin fucking Hammer.

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Invisible Harmonica
Squirrel blues.
WELLLLLLL MY SQUIRREL JESS HAS LEFT ME!
SHE’S CLIMBED RIGHT OUT THE NEST!
SHE TOOK MY ‘CORNS, SHE TOOK MY NUTS
AND MY HEART RIGHT OUTTA MY CHEST
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I just came across the post again while going through one of my tags, and everything about it remains perfect, from the picture to the commentary. I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM.
Shamelessly reblogging.
Look, we’re only human.
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I CAN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKE ME SO BRAINY
In 1954 the English runner Roger Bannister broke the four minute barrier for the mile with a time of 3:59.4 s (3 min and 59.4 sec). In 1999 the Moroccan runner Hicham el-Guerrouj set a record of 3:43.13 s for the mile. If these two runners had run in the same race, each running the entire race at the average speed that earned him a place in the record books, el-Guerrouj would have won. By how many meters?
If no one else has helped yet:
First you need to convert their times into seconds, so that you’re dealing with one unit of time (e.g. Bannister’s 3:59.4 = (3x60) +59.4 = 239.4s).
Then determine how many meters are in a mile (either by looking up the conversion and doing the math or just googling it).
Then, when you have the number of meters in a mile, determine how many meters they ran in one second to determine their average speed. I’m gonna do it in feet, since I don’t wanna do your homework for you:
5280ft/239.4s = xft/1s. Cross multiply and divide. Bannister ran 22.05 feet in one second, 22.05ft/s (which is fucking insane oh my god).
Then multiply his number of ft/s by the number of seconds it took el-Gerrouj to run the mile (223.13). That tells you how many feet he’d run when el-Gerrouj finished.
22.05 ft/s * 223.13s = 4921.16 ft
Then subtract that number of feet from the total 5280 and that tells you by how many feet el-Gerrouj won!
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I place $20 in a box.
So do you.
Now the box contains $40, and we both know it.
I sell the box to you for $30.
And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
What is this? Witchcraft?
Me: Start with $20 + your $20 - $40 I sold to you + $30 you paid = $30
You: Start with $20 - $20 you contributed - $30 you paid + $40 you bought = $10
Remind me of this the next time I want to con $10 out of someone.